Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

How did you get to be a leftist?

I don’t cotton to rapists

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I can read

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I see through liars

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I actually pay taxes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I can count

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup